Note: For humor-impaired leftists, this is satire. I am in a very mischievous mood and if you don’t like people who think Dear Leader is a totally empty suit what the hell are you reading this blog?
You have to be quick to catch it, but “The Won” demonstrates one of the principle tenets of his new healthcare proposal Thursday.
First, you have to have this background.
Today there is sufficient evidence to show that consuming boogers, also called, mueophagy, on a regular basis is actually a good thing for your health.
Your nose acts like a filter to in the air you breathe, just like an air filter your home. It catches and collect dust and bacteria that your nose doesn’t feel is a good idea to suck into your lungs, over time it all collects and settles to what we call a booger. Then the person picks their booger, eats it, and the process starts all over again.
A doctor in Australia has come up with sufficient research that states that what we don’t know is that after we eat it, the boogers actually acts like a low grade flu shot. We eat the bacteria, the immune system fights off the bacteria, causing our immune system to strengthen. It acts just like a medicine would.
Dear Leader demonstrates.
This will represent the major cost savings in ObamaCare so be sure that you learn the proper technique. It will be the only healthcare procedure most of us proles will have ready access to when this thing is decreed by “The Won.”
Thanks to Instapundit for the seperate links that triggered this booger of a brain fart.
Update: Read the comments on Right Coast. They are a blast. My favorite:
” … and you may think it’s funny, honey, but it’s snot.”
Hey lefties… remember all the fun you had at Bushes expense over silly shit snot like this… You won. this is our pay back! As I am sure “Dear Leader would say, “Ask snot what your booger can do for you, ask what your booger can do for your country.”
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